I've always liked these things. Even though they make my throat feel weird after, I smash hard on the sausage joints. So, get up, put on what you wore last night, and go get a McDonald's McGriddle. Make sure you get there before 10:30AM though, because that's when breakfast ends. Also, tell them those good for everything boys at the breakfast spot sent you.
(McDonald's net income goes up 2 million.)